So I’ve had a blog for like 3 weeks, and I already have failed to update for like a week and a half. But it’s not my fault! I have a job now! Yes, the entire premise of my blog is now a lie because I’m no longer unemployed. About two weeks ago my school offered me a virtual position monitoring an elementary school.
That’s right, an elementary school. I…am a high school English teacher. I know as much about elementary school as elementary school kids know about adult ages. I once brought my older sister, who was student teaching in a fourth grade classroom, lunch and the kids in her room thought I was her dad, which is crazy because I am youthful and vibrant.
Anyway, I don’t have quite as much free time as I thought I’d have, but I will do a better job updating this regularly. Everything else is normal. My family is great. My dog is weird. Our cats are lazy. The world is a scary, horrible place full of people who hate science and love COVID-19. Let’s hope it’s better next time we talk.